A brilliant Brit named John Crapper invented what is arguably the most important facility of the modern home, and yet how do we honor this genius's accomplishment? We disparage him by taking a, well you know. Although this won't undo the injustice to Mr. Crapper, I suggest that when his invention fails to complete it's duty on the first flush, we refer to the fecal matter remaining as a "THACKER". Cyberspace has been unable to flush the putrid, paranoid rants of Laura Marie Thacker of Arden Av. Tampa and her conspiracy blog, TAMPA'S BACK DOOR WAYS.
Once a week we old folks in the Tampa neighborhood where this witch lives check the blog and our emotions vacillate between pity and humor. You would think that the "sow of Sulphur Springs" would catch on that she should stop trashing the neighbors that barely recognize her existence. She's referred to around here as the "crazy lady", the strange, angry, insignificant whacko that lives in the dump.
So remember, tomorrow morning when that bowl of Cheerios kicks in, make sure you havn't left any little thackers.
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ReplyDeleteMultiple personalities making multiple thacker droppings in the crapper.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/us-attorney-nominee-robert-oneill-clears-major-hurdle/1123563
checked out your link. Sure enough, the personalities become more paranoid as she babbles on until they eventually lead to stalking and then the ultimate offense: fireman stalking.WHOA! The folks up at Johns Hopkins Psych Lab would have a field day with this loony.
ReplyDeletewouldn't you think a schizophrenic like Thacker might have one good personality? But no, all eight of them are a-holes.
ReplyDeleteGreat job by our firefighting brothers! Posted your link on LEOaffairs.
ReplyDeleteThacker grunted and 2 more came out: AudienceMember, KarenManyTeeth. She claims to exchange e-mail with her different personalities. If she got treatment and integrated all of them into one giant turd, it’d clog the toilet. If she doesn’t get treatment, there’s a risk of suicide. Take your pick.
ReplyDeleteThe Arden Avenue shack is a palace compared to the dump she was born in Detroit. I hope you plan something special for Laura Thacker’s 52nd birthday on December 10. Or maybe Halloween.
ReplyDeleteDam, she's from Detroit? I'm a Yankee too. At least now I know why southerners hate us.
ReplyDeleteTampa Tribune 1/23/1999
ReplyDeletePAULINE THACKER SLAY, 74, of Tampa died Jan. 15 at University Community Hospital. A native of Detroit, she moved to the area in 1959. She was a homemaker. She is survived by a son, James Jr. of Tampa; two daughters, Irene Duffer of Salt Lake City, Utah, and Laura Thacker of Tampa; three sisters, Marie McGrae of Georgia, Rosalie Smith of Lutz and Kathleen Price of Lakeland; seven grandchildren; and two great-grandchildren. All County Funeral Home & Crematory, Lake Worth.
Hey bro, two more personalities have emerged: Gulliversaliar and Delludoshotsister. She hallucinates on 10/9/2010 that TFD is in cahoots with U.S. Attorney Robt O’Neill.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/its-official-senate-confirms-robert-oneill-as-us-attorney-for-middle/1125097
Maybe I’m wrong. It could be Angela Wesselman, the cyber stalking multiple personality schizophrenic in the documentary movie “Catfish.”
There's no toilet big enough . . .
Also, NukkySixx and a couple others. I don't see what the big deal about this lady is.... at first it was a big mystery, trying to find out who the whacko was. Asked one of her victims, got pointed to this blog. Nobody takes her insanity seriously and she's really of no threat to anyone's reputation. She's like one step above the gas station hobo who wanders around in a daze screaming about the end of the world. I say that, but she knows who I am, and I'd HATE for her to have her say this stuff about me. Other than her delusions and paranoia, she's actually pretty intelligent and a worthwhile person, as far as I can tell.
ReplyDeleteOne of my absolute all time favorite Voxy moments was when she claimed robert o'neill had hired thugs follow her around in O'neill shirts, in a grocery store.. I realize she is an older woman, so she probably doesn't realize "O'neill" is a very popular skater's brand, but it was pretty damned funny.
I am a little concerned for her safety. sure, she brings the attention to herself and would otherwise be unknown if not for her cyber hate-fest, but would you create a blog "exposing" (the truth we all already know) about the aforementioned hobo?
Freshmaker, you have a valid point, but consider that we the neighbors of "crazy lady" have been through 2 years of character assassination before we responded with this blog. This only started when I was contacted by an out of state friend I hadn't seen in over 20 years wanting to know if I really shoot guns at children, have a meth lab, was a pimp, etc. Something had to be done. Now if you look up our names, this blog shows up close by. Every time looney mentions our names she reveals herself for the disturbed creature she is. As promised, if she shuts up, we'll shut up.
ReplyDeleteYou did a great public service by exposing this turd. I searched and searched but can't corroborate Freshmaker's "worthwhile" assertion. FLUSH AWAY.
ReplyDeleteAs a fireman, I thank you for guiding us to your site. I was certain she was a loon, but wondered what "incident" had her hating all firemen. Glad to know the truth. Sorry to hear that she has caused you all such headaches. I'd ramble further, but I feel what's sure to cause a Thacker coming on. I bid you adieu good sir!
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Yes, Pasco FD, makes you glad she isn't YOUR neighbor, eh?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tampabay.com/news/localgovernment/st-petersburg-workers-use-disinfectant-on-downtown-streets-to-remove-urine/1129535
ReplyDeleteShe’s back as PamBondiHeartsPalin on the St Pete Times board, ragging on TFD and how cat pee is used to mask the smell of crystal meth labs. OH LORD.
She's off her nut again as AprilGriffinSideOfMouth. Turd just won't flush, she needs to gargle some toilet cleanser.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/article1129698.ece
I think she's really, REALLY losing it now on her blog: http://tampasbackdoor.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteHer latest posting, entitled "Dear Fireman Fan" shows her degrading in her mental capacity far more than usual.
Perhaps we'll be done of her soon - - by her own hand. One can hope.
Seriously,
ReplyDeleteSome of these comments on here are very childish & immature, I have nothing but ill-will for her she is insane but she is my aunt, & For people to post on here things about my grandmother & comment about where she was born & her house is very disturbing to me, Seriously Laura is with out a doubt crazy, She has two sons my cousins & for you all to sit around and throw words around like some of the crap I've read on here is just stupid, I would love to take a poll & see how old some of you freak shows are, I am 22 years of age & My other is Irene Duffer-Thacker honestly some of you need to get a freaking life & why would you keep adding fuel to fire by calling her crazy & making fun of her will only drive her more crazy.
From,
Stephen Patrick Thacker 22 Years old,
Mom- Irene Thacker
Aunt- Laura Marie Thacker
Grandmother Pauline Slay-Smith-Thacker