To; Laura
From; Scott,Jose,Mike,Darrell,Peter,John,Colin,fire station 11 TFD
Contrary to what you may think, your neighbors in Sulphur Springs, Tampa really do care about you despite the nasty, loathsome lies you print about us, thus we gathered to brainstorm ways for you to help yourself. The consensus for the first idea was unanimous until we discovered that a lobotomy is no longer a common practice. Following are the other suggestions:
1. A good shrink could make those voices in your head go away.
2. Please, oh please take a creative writting course. Try to use the F word less than 6 times each blog.
3. Take the British flag down. There's a rumor that they're sending their marines to retrieve it because they don't want to be associated with your loony ass.
4. Pray that your house never lights up. The boys at station 11 may just have mechanical problems with the fire engine that day.
5. Lose 40 pounds and get a makeover; fat, ugly and crazy is no way to go through life
Thursday, July 8, 2010
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