Thursday, September 15, 2011

LAURA MARIE THACKER; THE SKANK THAT ROARED

We tried. Lord, how we tried. We decided to take a summer sabbatical from defending our reputations from the "psycho of the springs". We checked her new set of incoherent diatribes about once a month at floridacattrap.blogspot.com. and at first her mental illness was focused on the usual suspects; police, fire dept, state attorney etc. Then the ignorent, pathetic bitch turned back to the neighbors. BIG MISTAKE! It reminds me of the book assigned for us to read in high school; The Mouse That Roared. It was a pretty cool novel about a tiny insignificant country (Thacker) that declared war on the whole world (everyone in west central Florida). As she wastes away in her filthy, dilapidated hovel and the disease steals the shred of sanity she may have left, we all think fondly of the day she took that travel trailer to Kentucky, wonder if it's still available for her, and pray for a hurricane.