THACKER; A TURD THAT JUST WON'T FLUSH

A brilliant Brit named John Crapper invented what is arguably the most important facility of the modern home, and yet how do we honor this genius's accomplishment? We disparage him by taking a, well you know. Although this won't undo the injustice to Mr. Crapper, I suggest that when his invention fails to complete it's duty on the first flush, we refer to the fecal matter remaining as a "THACKER". Cyberspace has been unable to flush the putrid, paranoid rants of Laura Marie Thacker of Arden Av. Tampa and her conspiracy blog, TAMPA'S BACK DOOR WAYS.
Once a week we old folks in the Tampa neighborhood where this witch lives check the blog and our emotions vacillate between pity and humor. You would think that the "sow of Sulphur Springs" would catch on that she should stop trashing the neighbors that barely recognize her existence. She's referred to around here as the "crazy lady", the strange, angry, insignificant whacko that lives in the dump.
So remember, tomorrow morning when that bowl of Cheerios kicks in, make sure you havn't left any little thackers.

THACKER'S SPOUTING AND SHE CAN'T SHUT UP

Just as the Deep Water Horizon spewed black filth into the gulf, Laura Marie Thacker does the blogging version on the Internet. What a nicer planet it would be if we could pour mud and concrete down the throat of this sow and perform a "top kill". Look up TAMPA'S BACK DOOR WAYS to see what happens when mental illness meets the 1st amendment.
There is nothing this miscreant doesn't hate, trashing everyone and every institution, never a suggestion of how to bring about positive change, just bitching, whining and vicious personal attacks like you'd expect from a paranoid loser. She claims to be stalked by individuals, government entities, little green men etc., but has she ever considered that as a butt ugly, fat, middle-aged skank she ain't exactly stalking material. She claims that dark forces are trying to steal her house but if you ever saw the rat trap on Arden Av., Tampa you'd realize it would be refused by quake ravaged Haitians

This disgusting vermin has ostrasized herself within her own neighborhood to the extent that she could be lying in the street injured and not a neighbor would lift a finger. What a sad, lonely mess she is, and all of it self inflicted.

LAURA MARIE THACKER; LIFE IMPROVEMENT STRATEGY

To; Laura
From; Scott,Jose,Mike,Darrell,Peter,John,Colin,fire station 11 TFD

Contrary to what you may think, your neighbors in Sulphur Springs, Tampa really do care about you despite the nasty, loathsome lies you print about us, thus we gathered to brainstorm ways for you to help yourself. The consensus for the first idea was unanimous until we discovered that a lobotomy is no longer a common practice. Following are the other suggestions:

1. A good shrink could make those voices in your head go away.
2. Please, oh please take a creative writting course. Try to use the F word less than 6 times each blog.
3. Take the British flag down. There's a rumor that they're sending their marines to retrieve it because they don't want to be associated with your loony ass.
4. Pray that your house never lights up. The boys at station 11 may just have mechanical problems with the fire engine that day.
5. Lose 40 pounds and get a makeover; fat, ugly and crazy is no way to go through life

MORON VS HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY LIBRARY

Leave it to this moron, Laura Thacker of Arden Av, Tampa, to cause the very bastion of free speech, the Hillsborough County library to curtail first ammendment rights because of her abuse of free computer time. Fortunately the case was thrown out, thus saving the taxpayer from footing the defence bill. Google TAMPA'S BACKDOOR WAYS to see why the library was forced to limit computer usage to 2.5 hrs per day. The blog contains the hateful ramblings of this disgusting shrew. Like a fire, the anger will eventually consume her. The most ironic part though is how she authors her venom. She writes under the name "vox populi" , Latin for "voice of the people". Thacker, with you as the voice.....I DON'T WANT TO BE HEARD!

BAD COMBINATION; MENTAL ILLNESS AND INTERNET ACCESS

First of all, let me apologize to anyone unfortunate enough to have the same name. This is directed squarely at the Laura Thacker who haunts Arden Av. Tampa. To understand the purpose of this blog you have to first google Jose Tome Tampa or Mike Keller Tampa. You'll experience the nonsensical rants of someone seriously in need of Baker Acting. She erroniously thought the neighbors in this blue collar part of town called code enforcement about her dilapidated hovel, the truth being that the houses on either side of hers were condemned and the inspector would have to be blind not to see hers.
Anyway she 's been spouting ever since, tying the neighbors to murders, drugs, carwrecks, even tree vandalism (we love our oaks here in shady Sulphur Springs)
A check with Hillsborough arrest inquiry will reveal Thacker's 54 counts of writting bad checks among other violations. So if you're in the mental health field please consider helping this pathetic, hateful, miserable creature, but do it gratis, you don't want a check. If this moron removes her rediculous assertions, I'll remove this bit of truth.